Tzovinar is a small, cute, lovely goddess of the water, sea and rain from a very cool neighbor of Georgia – Armenia.

History shows us that nations usually don’t last for millennium or more. They get created and they vanish. However, somehow Greece, Macedon, Georgia and Armenia made it to last for over 2 millenniums.

Of course it is not surprising that Georgia and Armenia got related after living next to each other for this long. We have a lot in common. Common words for example. The most famous word however is Andzrev – this means that it is Raining in Armenian, while in Georgian it means that you’re jerking off (masturbating). So Tsovinar, with a Georgian-Armenian synthesis is a goddess of jerking off. So jerk off inside it, release the rain from your balls and enjoy that great moment!

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Tsovinar is the goddess of rain from the Armenian mythology. In Armenian the word “Andzrev” means that it is raining. In Georgian the same word means that you’re jerking off (masturbating). So Tsovinar is the goddess of masturbating. So jerk off inside Tsovinar!