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Asteromorph

129,00₾

You're probably thinking that you're looking at an alien dick right now. This is not an alien dick though. This is a human dick from a distant future!

Details can be seen in the full description.

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There's a book written in 1990 by one Scottish geologist, Dougal Dixon. The book is named "Man after a man: anthropology of the future". Asteromorph is a speculative evolutionary concept discussed in this book. Dixon discusses how can a human potentially look like millions of years later considering environmental changes, genetic engineering and different evolutionary factors.

In his scenario, Asteromorph is one of the last stages of a human development. Asteromorphs are able to live in 0 gravity, can exist in deep space for thousands of years, are nothing like modern day humans and their dicks probably look like what you're looking at right now.

You can't wait for millions of years, but you don't even have to. You can feel the dick of Asteromorph right now ♡

Packaging is always anonymous

- Delivery driver does not know what he is bringing to you, but he knows where he works.
- Our packages do not have logo, packing or anything of a sort.

Delivery in Tbilisi

The delivery service works every day including the weekends.
(asides of rare exceptions, about which you're always informed by a pop-up chat)

Orders received before 14:00 are delivered the same day. Orders received after14:00 are delivered the next day.

The delivery starts after 14:00.

About the delivery details, you receive a call in 12:00 - 14:00 time period and you agree on the specific time/place for the delivery.

We don't deliver like fast food, you generally shouldn't expect 30 minute deliveries.

Delivery is free in central areas. There is an added fee from 3 to 5 GEL in suburbs.
If added fee applies to your area, the delivery will tell it to you. It really only applies if you're seriously somewhere far from any district centers though.

Delivery outside Tbilisi

Deliveries outside Tbilisi are accomplished by our partner company Izibox (not the post of Georgia).

Delivery happens in 3-5 working days (Saturday, Sunday and any official day off doesn't count).

We don't know when exactly will you get your package. You'll need to wait for the call from them.

Packaging is anonymous and the delivery doesn't know what contents are inside.

Commission for shipping outside Tbilisi is 5GEL.

You can pay by card on the web page or by cash on delivery. If you have a foreign card, our website can't charge you. In this case your only option is cash on delivery.