We thought a lot about the naming of this product. We really did.
Many names would be right for this one:
British horse: It is like a horse dick. Kind of like the one that the Russian queen Ekaterina II would enjoy. This comparison doesn't fully describe the potential of this dick though.
Bait: you can take this into a street fight. you pull this out, hit people and then you can legitimately say that you have beaten people with a dick. It hurts like a whip. This too doesn't fully describe this product though.
Willy of a Giant: Ever wondered about the size of the legendary creatures? if no earthly size is big enough for you, this unreal, unearthly one sure be more than enough.
There were many options for naming this. Then we named it something that unites everything mentioned above - the BGM-109 Tomahawk.
BGM-109 Tomahawk (named after a battle-throwing hatchet of Amerindians) is super powerful nuclear missle that practically has no unbeatable barrier.
If you have special requirements with size and power, it can beat your requirements without a sweat. Other way around, in fact – use the maximum of it, if you’re cool!
Diameter is 4cm. length – 35. Stick It in, sit on it and enjoy.
Material: Medical PVC